Life is too short to diet.

Yes, you heard correctly. I hear too many friends talk about how they hate the way they look. They don’t eat. Or when they do, they complain that they’re fat.

This sucks.

Hey friends? NO. YOU DON’T GO HATING YOURSELF. I WILL HUMP EVERY ONE OF YOUR FACES UNTIL YOU BELIEVE ME.

This goes for all of you viewers too. You know Marilyn Monroe? She was the Sex Goddess of her time, but then being a twig became the new “in.” So she committed suicide.

And look at her, she was gorgeous!

And this goes to show that sometimes, it doesn’t matter at all what you think of yourself. Because you are wrong. Like Marilyn.

Think of it this way, if you still don’t believe that you are beautiful (and this goes to every last stunning one of you), there will always be an aspect of you that is more gorgeous than anybody else in the room, or building, or city, or country, or continent, or even the whole wide world.

It can be anything. Even the placement of that mole on your shoulder, or the peppering of freckles on your face, or your eyebrow position, or your that “embarrassing” birthmark you refuse to show anybody. And just in case anyone has been recently broken up with and is having an internal struggle with themselves thinking that they suck, here’s a thought…

The person who’s left you? They just opened up a position for someone who really loves you. You no longer need to settle. You are better than that. And you know it.

And if that jerk face says otherwise, blast their face off with everything you’ve got!

You’re beautiful. You’re stunning. You’re sexy. You’re gorgeous. You’re absolutely