It’s so cute when you tell your friends that you like someone and they immediately tell you “OOOH GO FOR IT!!” or “AWW YOU GUYS SOUND SO PERF!!!”
You sure do have a lot of faith that they wont go running away from me screaming to Heaven on High.
Especially since I am the Lonely Whale of humans who no guy actually like-likes.
Oh well my friends will have to be my soul mates even if that means they are happily married and I’m peering in through their window in the dead of a cold winter’s eve pretending I’m in there with them