It’s so cute when you tell your friends that you like someone and they immediately tell you “OOOH GO FOR IT!!” or “AWW YOU GUYS SOUND SO PERF!!!”

Like wow

You sure do have a lot of faith that they wont go running away from me screaming to Heaven on High.

Especially since I am the Lonely Whale of humans who no guy actually like-likes.

Oh well my friends will have to be my soul mates even if that means they are happily married and I’m peering in through their window in the dead of a cold winter’s eve pretending I’m in there with them