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Pride and Prejudice in a nutshell

16 Tuesday Oct 2012

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  • handsome young gent comes to town
  • Mrs. Bennet: AJHADHDAHSMARRIAGEHDGFGFJJ     Mr. Bennet: shut the fuck up
  • dancing and shizz
  • Mr. Bingley: I love you Jane!  Jane: I love you too!
  • Mr. Darcy: ew   Elizabeth: ew
  • Mr. Darcy: You’re actually pretty hot…   Elizabeth: ew
  • omfg jane’s sick at Netherfield fhl
  • Jane: *cough cough*  Mr. Bingley: I’ll nurse you back to health!
  • Mrs. Bennet: justasplannedjustasplannedJUSTASPLANNED
  • Elizabeth: MR. WIIIIIIIKKKKHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<3<3
  • RANDOM BALL WAT
  • Mr. Collins: Mary me because I said so  Elizabeth: ew no
  • Mr. Bingley leaves, jane has teh creys, goes to london, Jane follows FOR TEH LURV
  • Mr. Collins: Marry me because I said so   Charolette: eh why not  Elizabeth: WAI
  • E goes to london to visit C, Lady Catherine is landlady, and Darcy’s aunt whhhaaaaaaattttttt
  • Mr. Wikham leaves with Lydia, get hitched for the $$$ *pedobear seal of approval*
  • MOAR LURV  Darcy: Marry me?   E: ew no
  • everybody hates Wikham, goes to london (his house) anyways
  • Lady C: Don’t marry Darcy, you’re gross   E: haha no
  • *walk walk romance walk*
  • Darcy: Marry me NOW?   E: hehe ok