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Read it out loud the whole way through it is so worth it.

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Flu Season is around the corner

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Me as soon as it gets here:

I always end up getting so sick regardless of if I get the flu shot or not. Now that I’m in university and can’t sleep though it all day I am going to be facing a disaster.

And there will be no one I can ask to bring my poor lumpy body soup

Time to finish off my funeral setlist while I can still lift my arms!

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Not excited at all for uni level calculus next semester

In the whole wide world

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Nothing makes me feel more incompetent than playing League of Legends.

I start off feeling like I’ll be kicking ass and taking names

And using my ~superpowers~ to slaughter the minions and desecrate my enemies

But I always end up being “babysat”

And every time I try to be superfantastical I fall flat on my ass

And then this lolfetus gets buuuurned

And whenever I try to help

I die again

And then I’m resurrected

And I think that I’m going to do better

And then I die again

I’m only good as bait

Because otherwise I am a liability

I am a lost little lolfetus

And being so piss poor at something is a really really shitty feeling

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Things I Can’t Imagine

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• Someone having a crush on me
• Someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• Someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• Someone thinking about me, in general
• Someone wondering how I am
• Someone finding me attractive
• Someone doing something to try and impress me
• Someone asking their friend on what to say to me
• Someone wanting to get to know me

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In the morning I sometimes look fresh faced and peacefully beautiful.

Most mornings, however, I look like an ancient hag who had just clawed through the crust of the earth.

And if I didn’t get a good sleep, I am just a gross ass mess until I have a chilly shower. I can (literally) see why people call it beauty sleep.