Read it out loud the whole way through it is so worth it.
Me as soon as it gets here:
I always end up getting so sick regardless of if I get the flu shot or not. Now that I’m in university and can’t sleep though it all day I am going to be facing a disaster.
And there will be no one I can ask to bring my poor lumpy body soup
Time to finish off my funeral setlist while I can still lift my arms!
Nothing makes me feel more incompetent than playing League of Legends.
I start off feeling like I’ll be kicking ass and taking names
And using my ~superpowers~ to slaughter the minions and desecrate my enemies
But I always end up being “babysat”
And every time I try to be superfantastical I fall flat on my ass
And then this lolfetus gets buuuurned
And whenever I try to help
I die again
And then I’m resurrected
And I think that I’m going to do better
And then I die again
I’m only good as bait
Because otherwise I am a liability
I am a lost little lolfetus
And being so piss poor at something is a really really shitty feeling
In the morning I sometimes look fresh faced and peacefully beautiful.
Most mornings, however, I look like an ancient hag who had just clawed through the crust of the earth.
And if I didn’t get a good sleep, I am just a gross ass mess until I have a chilly shower. I can (literally) see why people call it beauty sleep.