So Last Night Les BAMFS Went With Friends To See

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and I was kinda having a bad day for no apparent reason. And then the plans were changed by PWK about 20 minutes before the movie so Gems and I went to his house to pick him up. His dad answers the door and is like ‘he went with friends to see a movie.’

so then i’m likeas Gems and I leave to go to the movies. We get there and are obviously mad at the boy. So when we get there I’m like and then another friend was like ‘You should’ve called and made sure – teenagers change plans.’

and my mind was just like

but I would like to dedicate this post to her as my way of saying sorry. I was not mad at her but the other one. I was simply having a bad night. Let this be a lesson to us all – Don’t fuck with plans without warning.

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #8

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Topic: Break ups.

“Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”

I believe we have all heard this quote before. And I stand behind 110%. Everyone has been hurt, and everyone has cried. 

That being said – you should never put someone through additional pain. If you want to end something with someone, DO IT. LIKE A FORKING BAND-AID.

The longer you stay with the person, the more they fall for you, and if someones falling for you, and you’re not falling for them…Waiting for things to change when you know they wont is pointless.

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #7

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Topic: Butting into relationships.

First of all. I AM A MEDDLER. I am trying to stop but their is not denying what I am. But that’s not the kind of butting in, I’m talking about when a 3rd party wants into a relationship. 

I can understand liking someone in a relationship, I have. But in no way does that give you a right to try and destroy it.

If it was a bad relationship I might be able to understand. If the two people obviously happy though get your dumb ass out.

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #6

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Topic: Work Stress.

Les BAMFS and I are in grade 11 which includes 

LOL JOKES NO. There’s no time for that because of course work. The amount I receive alone for homework is enough to keep my busy for hours on end. And I do mean hours.

The most stressful thing should be

I am 16 years old. In high school. I only have 2 more years (if even) before I’m off to the “real world”, is it to much to ask for some time to relax before that?

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #5

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Topic: Gifs

I hate when I can’t find the right gifs. Simple as that.

It makes life difficult and it takes me an hour to find the right one so I can’t post as much. And the gifs are always off topic when I look for them.

There are 2 rants because I missed last weeks.

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #4

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Topic: Computer Use

I hate when my friends don’t leave the computer when I’m over.

When they’re home by themselves they can do whatever they want, that’s their own business. When I’m home alone I spend most of my time on the computer.

But when I’m over at your house please get off of it, or at least include me in what your doing. I don’t really care if drama’s going down if you’re not going to tell me about it.

This recently happened to me with a friend I hadn’t seen in 5 months whom I had to drive 1 1/2 hrs to get to her house. I was mad.

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #3

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Topic: Stupid Drama

I’ll admit it, I like some drama. I am a bit enthusiastic, and I believe a little bit of drama is entertaining. Without some it’d be the same thing every day and I think I’d go insane. Drama isn’t just fighting.

It’s STUPID drama I don’t like. Stupid drama includes but is not limited to:

– rumors

– on and off relationships (this includes 3+ breakups)

– getting into fights over things that are dumb (like having the same shirt as someone)

-lying/over-exaggerating family drama to gain sympathy

I wish people would stop this but no,

To lie about something as serious as being abused as a child, or to say your parents don’t love you when they obviously do is horrible. There are a lot of people in the world who deserve that sympathy and need help much more than you do.

So to those people: Grow the fork up, get a life, and don’t you dare say you were hit when you weren’t. And f.y.i., no he/she DIDN’T do that, so stop saying they did.

Thank You

Jazz’s Rant Of The Week #2

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Topic: Disney Movies.

Anyone from western society will recognize the name, unless they’re Amish or something like that. Disney was made by Walt Disney and started off with this little guy right here.

Every generation has been raised off of it since my mothers time, and has left us with  memories we will never forget. The thought of meeting someone who:

Doesn’t want a romance like Lady and Tramp shared,

Or not wanting to fly off to Neverland,

Or not wanting a friendship like Todd and Copper

Or knowing that sometimes family isn’t always measured by blood or marriage,

Scares me. The moments Disney gave me are something I will never forget. They taught me so much. They showed me what love was, who your true friends were, they showed me how life doesn’t always work out, and that sometimes things are horrible, but once in awhile you still get that magical happy ending.

Which is why I’m SO disappointed with the new ‘Disney’.  What the new managers of the industry have done would leave Walt turning in his grave. Everything now has a dainty female waiting to be saved by a guy who’s name rarely goes beyond ‘Prince Charming’. With the technology they have now everything should be amazing, so why isn’t it?

(PS. I don’t mean Princess and The Frog or Tangled, I loved those.)

Welcome to Jazz’s Rant Of The Week

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This being the very first one I am starting on a topic many of you can relate to; Mothers.

Normally my mom isn’t that bad but she is just SO STUPID confussed all the time. I don’t mean the ‘she forgets to pick me up once in awhile’ but borderline RETARDED silly. She doesn’t understand half of the things I talk about with her and 1/4 of the other time everything she says has NOTHING to do with the current conversation. In fact most of the time I have to treat HER like the child.

No matter what she ends up ranting about this building she owns which my father has stated multiple times that it doesn’t matter if we make a penny but NOO she wants a small fortune for it and wont stop complaining about how it wont sell. She barely does anything for it as well! I don’t get what she does all day.

This WOULD might not be so bad if maybe her stories were interesting and not the same thing, however every story she has hasn’t changed since the time I was 5 and I’ve heard them so much I can quote them. EVEN MY FRIENDS CAN. It’s not like I haven’t tried explaining this to her, but whenever I do she ignores me then continues on to finish her story!

She also can’t use computers for the life of her, so she asks ME (not either of my brothers) to post things online for her. She is also one of the most annoying people to work with, always changing her mind last minute so a paragraph takes about 3 HOURS with her. I told her that I didn’t want to do anymore ads for her but then she goes ON AN ON about how she doesn’t want my brothers to do them (although my father can just fine, he probably wouldn’t though, I dont get how he’s put up with her all this time). Along with this, she’s decided to but an internet block on the computer that runs from 9am-3pm, and 11:30pm-6am on weekdays, which she forgot the password to. That means that I cannot use this computer for school, and my labtop (my baby which I miss dearly) is still being fixed.

I would like to state that I love my mother very much and I would never want anything bad to happen to her. I just wish she would act a little more mature at times. I probably sound a little bi-polar.